Saturday, January 30, 2010

Hachiko: A Dog's Story

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 PG
Overall: This is based on a true story. Hachiko( also called Hachi ) is a Japanese husky that is on its way to some family when he accidentally gets out of his cage. Wilson finds him on the street and takes Hachi home. But his wife doesn't want him. But after Wilson, his daughter, and the town make a relationship with Hachi she finally lets them keep the dog. Wilson has to ride a train to go to his dance work and Hachi sits at the train station untill he gets back. He sits at the train station every day waiting on Wilson to come back home. Untill one day Wilson doesn't come back home. What will Hachi do? See what happens. This is an EXCELLENT family movie.

Wilson and his wife kiss a couple times. Also when Wilson gets back from picking Hachi up for the first time, his wife says,'' I have a surprise for you,'' and they go up stairs and into the bedroom.Wilson tells his wife one night to get undressed, the camera shows candles around the bathtub, and they close the door. After Wilson and Hachi get skunked they get a bath together and it shows Wilsons back, arms, and part of his legs. Also Wilson's daughter tells her parents that she was pregnant( after her and her boyfriend got married).   NO nudity.
There is one scene where Wilson and his daughter's boyfriend drink some alcohol.
God's and Jesus' name is used in vain once each.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Quantum Apocalypse

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 PG-13
Overall: A meteor is coming to hit mars, and will cause a wormhole that causes the Earth's mass to change, disasters, and time suction. A family (and a girlfriend) must fight through these many disasters to protect their family, escape the dangers, and save the Earth from its end.

There is some language. Also there is some religious things with the end of the world.
There is some global disasters and speaking of deaths. Some killing is involved with guns.
There is a trial of raping but he gets shot down by a police.There is some smoking, heart medication use, and alcohol use.

Wolverine and the x-men: fate of the future

ONLY ON DVD
Click here to see teaser trailer: youtube
PG
 Overall: Wolverine and the X-MEN are back to save the day. This time Magneto is trying to use the mutants as a weapon to all humanity. Now they to face many battle that include, robots, mind controlling devices, saving Wolverine's girlfriend, and saving the world.

There is cartoon violence and use of mutants.

Planet Hulk

ONLY ON DVD
Click here to watch trailer: youtube
PG
Overall: The cartoon hulk is back again, but after his Earth friends turn away from him, he is sent to another planet. Now he is captured by the ruling king and has to face many dangers, that include collesium battles, aliens, monsters, kings, robots, and infection bugs. Will he be able to fight them all?

There is many killing sequences, cartoon violence, and cartoon blood. Also many scary sequences.
There is some speaking of spiritual prophecies, gods, kings, spirits, and afterlife.
I think it should be more of a teen movie than a kid movie.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Leap Year

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PG but looks like a PG-13
Overall: Anna believes she is in control of everything. When she thinks her boyfriend(Jeremy) is going to propose to her, she finds out she gets earings. Jeremy has to go to work in Doublin, and Anna wants to propose. Her father told her that in Doublin, every Leap Year a woman can propose to a man. So Anna is going to find  Jeremy in Doublin. But everything doesn't work out as planned. Her airplane has to land in Wales because of bad weather. She then finds a bed and breakfast at a local town, also where she finds her taxi driver, Declan. They are going through problems with them, cars, cows, and everything in between. Jeremy and Anna get engaged but Declan loves Anna. Now she has to choose one of them. Which one will it be?

There is sexual content. Anna is at a bar, and a drunk guy scoots toward her, and takes her hand, and ask her if she will marry him. But Anna tells him that she is already engaged. Anna and Jeremy kiss. Anna's dad says,'' Ooh, i'm finally going to have some grandkids. Anna is getting dressed ( she has on a bra and panties) and Declan walks in when she covers up. Some gangsters take Anna's suitcase, and she later finds them in a bar holding up her bra and panties. Declan hits on Anna on top of a castle tower. You can see Anna's shadow in the shower curtain. A couple french kiss. Declan and Anna kiss. Anna ( drunk ) calls Declan a beast. There is NO nudity.
There is some bad language and some name calling.
There is some alcohol use. Anna is at a bar and buys a beer with her dad. In a bar Declan fights the gangsters when they get close to Anna, and gets kicked out.
There is a bunch of talking about superstition. During a hail storm, Declan and Anna walk into a church that is having a wedding and Declan says,'' Jesus Christ.'' When Anna finishes with,'' Is Lord."

The Tooth Fairy


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PG
Overall: Derek Thompson is the tooth fairy, or thats what his hockey fans call him. When Thompson tells everyone to lower their expectations, they don't like him anymore. He ruins people's imagination. Then Thompson gets summond to serve as a tooth fairy for a week. He runs this with his awesome shrinking paste, invisibility spray, amnesia dust, and cat-away. But he starts doing his job wrong and has to learn how to make people BELIEVE. He also has to get his girlfriend's trust back and earn his girlfriend's kids respect.

There is some sexuality. Thompson and his girlfriend kiss. Thompson talks to his girlfriend's son about puberty. Steve ( the fairy manager ) says, '' Let's celebrate, I know where all the hot godmothers live. A tooth fairy dealer comes to a house with Thompson and opens a package full of sprays and Thompson says, '' What's that?'' and the fairy says, '' Goods, stuff, package, big bang, bomb, juice, friscospecial, laddy, rubberboy. Also the tooth faires want to keep you hanging forever like credit card debt.'' Also Thompson goes to jail and tells his girlfriend that he trouble he is getting into is because he is afraid of getting serious with her. Also he tells her, '' Your a woman, and frankly you wouldn't understand.'' But he sprays her with amnesia dust a couple of times.
There is no bad language. But Thompson looks at his phone and says BULL- and his girlfriend honks the car horn. In the flying room a tooth fairy calls Steve a homey.
Religion: Steve says, '' Fairy evolution is that some faries can grow wings and some can't.

Spongebob Squarepants: Viking Sized Adventures

ONLY ON DVD
NO TRAILER
PG
 Overall: Spongebob Squarepants is back with even more trouble than usuall. He has to get out of school, face many enemies, work at the Krusty Krab, but worst of all, Vikings. Join Spongebob in his new adventures.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Spy Next Door


Click here to watch trailer: youtube
PG
Overall: Next door neighbor Bob Ho, is a secret agent spy that works for the CIA. But that's not the worst of it all. He has a girfriend he is planning to marry, and when her father dies and she has to go out of town, Bob has to babysit his girlfriend's children. While doing this, he has to encounter with russian spies, make breakfast, take the kids to school, and earn the kid's respect.

There is some sexual content like the 10 year old boy bragging about how he watched hi-definition porn like he was actually at the play boy's New Years Eve Mansion. He also purposely hits on a girl, but Bob gets onto him. There is NO nudity.
There is no drug use.
There is no bad language but there is some name calling.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Sherlock Holmes


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imdb
 PG-13
Overall:  An investigator Sherlock Holmes and his partner Watson engage in a battle to save all of England from Blackwood and his dark magic. Blackwood rises from the grave after being hung and threatens to destroy England. While this happens Holmes has to encounter villians and come up with many ideas of how to get out of trouble.

There is some bad language and drug use. There is some sexuallity, like Holmes on the bed with a pillow covering his private area, but no nudity.

Avatar

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Imdb
 PG-13
Overall:  A crippled marine is being dispatched to a moon planet called Pandora. He must control an avatar body and get the aboriginal Avatars to trust him, as he learns their ways, to get the mineral that's worth 20 million akelah. He must face creatures that want to eat him and is torn between following his orders and helping the Avatars which he feels like it's his home too.

There is lots of bad language and some smoking cigarettes.
It looks like the avatars show nudity but it is graphical to where the jewelry covers the parts. Also the marine (in the avatar stage) falls in love with an avatar and they kiss (saying they are mating).
There are some spiritual scenes about a tree of life and a spirit dance.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakual

To see the trailer click here: youtube
PG
Overall:
The movie was absolutely funny. Alvin and the chipmunks are back, and because of an accident with Dave, the chipmunks have to live with Aunt Jackey. But another accident ended up Aunt Jackey in the hospital, so now they have to live with Dave's brother and they have to go to school. And with their many problems include bullying, girls, and Ian.

There is no bad language, drugs, or sexuallity/nudity.
There are some places of Dave's brother being bullied at school when he was little, and the chipmunks get bullied. Also Alvin says,'' Shake what your momma gave ya!''