Wednesday, March 24, 2010
How to Train a Dragon
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PG
Overall: Hiccup's home is always fighting dragons. Fighting dragons is everything around there. Hiccup wants to help fight them with the vikings but they will not let a small, weak, weapon making boy. Hiccup is constantly bugging his father about him wanting to fight a dragon, but his father refuses. They say the night fury is the most dangerous dragon of all. Until one night Hiccup hits one. The next day he travels alone into the forest searching for the night fury until he finds it tied in a rope. He then uncuts the rope and is thrown against a rock. The night fury tries to run away but cant fly. The next day he observes the night fury and sees that it is missing a back wing, and it can't fly. So hiccup decides to help by making a wing out of wood and it kind of works. Hiccups dad and his crew is leaving for a trip trying to find the nest and destroy it, and wants Hiccup to go to dragon training. So for a week Hiccup discovers the dragons weaknesses, training abilities to fly, and that everything they think about the dragons are wrong. When Hiccup's dad returns he is proud of Hiccup and when Hiccup sneaks off one night, Astrid (one of the good vikings) finds out about the kept away night fury (toothless). Then after a big fight she rides with Hiccup on the dragon and by accident they fly into the dragon nest, and find out that the dragons are like bees and feed sheep the their queen. Will Hiccup tell his father about the nest?, will he destroy the queen of dragons?, or will he fail?
There is some sexual content such as: Hiccup tells Astrid when she falls on him by accident,'' Love on the battlefield?'' Also Hiccup's dad gives him his mothers breast plate (hat). Hiccup and Astrid kiss a couple of times.
There is no bad language. Astrid says,'' Son of a troll, bucket."
Religion: Hiccup's father says, '' The devil still has some juice in it.'' Skulls are seen on clothes and houses. Hiccups father tells Hiccup,'' Vikings are supposed to crush rocks, level mountains, tame seas.'' Hiccup says angrily,'' I think the gods hate me.''
Other: One viking hits another with a shield and says,'' now this has blood on it.'' There are some scary images for young kids.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Alice in Wonderland
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PG
Overall: Alice is now an adult that keeps having visions of falling into a deep hole after finding a mysterious rabbit. Now when the lord of England wants to marry Alice, she is surrounded by distractions, like her mother wanting to marry him, her sister wanting to rule over her life, everyone telling Alice what to do with her life, and many more examples. Then the day of the marriage she finds herself following the mysterious rabbit and falling into the big, black, deep hole. She finally arrives in Wonderland, but every living creature says she is the wrong Alice. So she is taken to the Mad Hatter by Cheshire the Cat. He says he remembers her, and tells every that the prophecy (the one where Alice must slay the Jabberwocky and save the kingdom from the Red Queen) is true and that the real Alice is her. Then the Mad Hatter and his friends get captured and brought to the Red Queen. Will Alice be able to face the Red Queen, the Red Knight, the Bandersnitch, save her friends, slay the Jabberwocky, and get the Mad Hatters friends to believe that she is the true Alice.
There is some Sexual content. Alice tell the lord of England that she had a vision of the men wearing dresses and the women wearing suites. She also tells her cousins (girls) that she knew that they swam naked in the pond. Noah (the lords brother) is found by Alice kissing all over Patty (his so long friend), after he is already married to Alice's sister. The rabbit tells Alice that he had been searching for her and before (trying to find Alice he sees the cousins swimming) and tells her that he had to see them take off their clothes and shake their things (breasts), and he had to revert his eyes. The Mad Hatter calls Alice a boy. Alice loses her clothes a few times but is always covered. The Red Queen complains and says, '' My sister (the white queen) can make anyone fall in love with her, men, women, furniture.'' The Red Knight tells Alice, '' I like you Umm (Alice's fake name), I like your largeness. He also tells the knights to arrest her for her awful seduction.
There is no bad language. Alice's Aunt calls the children imbeciles. After the Mad Hatter tells the Red Queen,'' I'm looking for an M word, moron, mad, mufficient,'' and the Red Queen replies, '' Well now were looking for an A word.
There is no drug use. Absolume the blue caterpillar (the prophecy teller) smokes.
There is some violent content. The Bandersnatch scratched Alice in the arm and red blood marks are shown. Mad Hatter sings,'' Down with the bloody big head, the big head of the Red Queen.'' Cheshire the cat says,'' all this talk of blood and slaying is getting me off this tea.'' Alice has to cross a river full of dead heads to get to the Red Queen's castle. The Red Knight tried to kill the Red Queen, and fails. Also he begs the White Queen to kill him.
Religion: The Mad Hatter turns evil when he get horribly mad. Absolume is the worm that says he knows everything. Cheshire the cat can turn invisible, fly, and can disappear into thin air. The executioner at the Red Queen's castle is dressed in a ghost costume.
Other: Cheshire the cat says,'' I've never liked being involved with politics. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum tells Alice she drank the piss alva to shrink and get through the small door. The White Queen puts urine from the roserine and buttered fingers into a potion to make Alice normal size. There are some scary images for little children.
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